telemarketer called and they were offering $9,999 for my american express card and i was like “ok i’ll bite” so i hit the ‘A-OK’ number 1 and was sent to a lovely pakistan man. what this man didn’t know was that the moment i hit  the number 1 i began to sing journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” in an attempt to find a partner who would sing along with me. 

i could hear him greet me on the other line but i was singing and he paused, when i took a breath he tried to speak but i continued and just before i got to the point where he would have to sing, he hung up on me.

not a fan of journey, eh? no worries, “Dan”, we’ll try queen next time. you seem like a queen guy.