handpora

handpora:

mom is taking me tomorrow to buy pumpkins right
and she told me that every time a Lowe’s employee uses their employee card to buy a pumpkin
they donate 1/2 a pumpkin to those
boys and girls of america groups or w/e
and I stopped outside of Wal-Mart and started laughing
and I told her
imagine the kids that only get half a pumpkin

easteh

fawns-and-bees:

cupidmike:

fl4m3l:

happafaith:

pizzaforpresident:

scarymermaid:

satanicspacecat:

roxxieyo:

Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHE IS TRANS SHE IS UNREAL

wait WHAT

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW” hey friend hey buddy hey pal lets not do that

Shocking new results prove trans women not real, but actually unholy sirens summoned up from the depths of hell to seduce unsuspecting bigots into eventually giving up their money, time, and lives. What a tragedy.

transition goals tbh

i was going off on my early morning… mind trip things. I dunno. i think deeply about weird shit in the morning y’know? anyways.

i was thinking about how cishet people complain about how they’re targeted here and that they can’t enjoy tumblr and people used the argument “if you don’t like it, log off and go into the real world where you are not targeted” because this place is everyone else’s haven.

and then i started to think “wow that’s really. what if Hitler walked in to anne frank’s home and got really upset when they started to shout at him for being there and got mad and threatened him?” and then my mind was like “… cishetler.” and i had to force myself not to laugh out loud because matsu’s sleeping behind me.

disclaimer: i’m not saying cishet people are genocidal maniacs it was a situation I just imagined up.