redriyo

redriyo:

stormphyre:

whitatoodanis:

I’m laughing so hard I put myself into a coughing fit.

I just imagined redriyo getting kicked out of a pet shop and since she can’t go inside that pet shop, she stands outside and stares at it through the windows.

Just Riyo standing there. Straight-faced and staring unblinkingly through the window.

Goddammit Riyo. You’re terrible for my lungs. LOL

none of this would surprise me. at all.

but why did she get kicked out? >.>

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RESCREATU OH MY GOD

YES because you were still looking at the forum posts! LOL.

redriyo

kickingcones:

Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….image

ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)

commentsofamadman

Anonymous asked:

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

Every time I hear a car pull up outside I go to the bathroom window and check to see if it’s Matsu.

This one time I went to check and it was the neighbours across the street. They got out of the car and turned and looked at me and I kinda stood there a moment, then waved and said. “TOP O’ THE MORNIN’ TO YA!” in my Irish accent and they gave me a puzzled look then scurried to their home.

Poor old people. Too old for my eccentric, lame ass.